Tuesday, February 14, 2006

*clears throat to make an announcement*

Never trust anything that involves a powder wig.

sporadic gesturer 11:43 PM [+] |


Monday, February 13, 2006

The things that happen when I'm at the helm of a debate.

Sister of mine: I know, because you were up watching Mary Shelley.

Mom: Mary O'Reilly.

Me: It's Mary Shelley.

Mom: I know because I'm looking it up in the TV guide.

Me: I bet $5.00 that it's Mary Shelley.

Mom: I bet $100.00 it's Mary O'Reilly.

Mom: . . .

Mom: I was half right. It's Mary Reilly. *points to page* Where did you get Mary Shelley from?

Me: Mary Shelley is my right ass cheek.

Me: . . .

sporadic gesturer 11:06 PM [+] |