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Saturday, July 31, 2004
Nerve has been mustered up to take a picture on public transportation. She was having a good conversation while she muffled through that mask. Too bad she was the only one that could see her listener(s).
sporadic gesturer 9:58 PM [+] |
Friday, July 30, 2004
Sun visors on glasses insure the wearer a reserved spot in hell.
sporadic gesturer 4:15 PM [+] |
Thursday, July 29, 2004
A dork is the only one that never knows they're a dork.
So that whole "laughing with you" thing is a joke. It's more like "laughing at you".
sporadic gesturer 3:42 PM [+] |
Wednesday, July 28, 2004
It's something to trash so many unnecessary things that your hard drive space almost doubles. *cough*
sporadic gesturer 11:33 PM [+] |
Tuesday, July 27, 2004
Words shouldn't just be misspelled because they appear to be better for a design. The only thing that comes from this are stupid children and alignment that should've been handled differently.
sporadic gesturer 11:20 PM [+] |
Monday, July 26, 2004
There's a difference between being mischievous and being a sucky ass bastard.
sporadic gesturer 9:37 PM [+] |
Sunday, July 25, 2004
The problem with lies. Once you get caught, more must be made to cover up the previous ones.
sporadic gesturer 8:49 PM [+] |
Saturday, July 24, 2004
The combination of a hiccup and a burp can just about rip a hole in your chest.
sporadic gesturer 5:52 PM [+] |
Friday, July 23, 2004
A typical concert schedule.
7:00pm Heh. You're early. Wait in line.
7:30pm Doors are open. Supposedly. At least this is the starting time on my ticket.
9:00pm The show really begins now. The whole 7:30 thing is a sham. It's secretly for the stragglers.
11:30pm Now the fun part. Exiting the parking lot, while some cars are still parked.
1:30am Home in one piece. Swerving morons.
sporadic gesturer 12:45 PM [+] |
Thursday, July 22, 2004
At some point in time I feel the need to purchase cleats. Nothing else has been figured out at this point, not even why I need them.
sporadic gesturer 8:25 PM [+] |
Wednesday, July 21, 2004
Small children are belligerent. Plain and simple.
This outburst resembled something like: "My name is Pistol Pete."
sporadic gesturer 10:40 PM [+] |
Tuesday, July 20, 2004
No matter how a perfume starts off, by the time some people finish piling it on, it always smells like musk.
sporadic gesturer 2:28 PM [+] |
Monday, July 19, 2004
Stay away from the soap flavored jelly bean because it has the potential to be tasty.
sporadic gesturer 7:38 PM [+] |
Sunday, July 18, 2004
Some people are born to be easy targets. It makes one want to be a bully.
sporadic gesturer 10:20 PM [+] |
Saturday, July 17, 2004
There's only one thing that can be done about duplicate items that have been bought or are simply useless now and too good to throw away, but can be sold for a small fee. No, not a garage sale, but eBay. Watching people virtually fight each over for items while one sits back and observes.
sporadic gesturer 3:36 PM [+] |
Happy Birthday Dad!
sporadic gesturer 11:55 AM [+] |
Friday, July 16, 2004
"Their mind is like a marble. Small and easy to play with."- My sister
sporadic gesturer 5:54 PM [+] |
Thursday, July 15, 2004
One of the greatest pranks ever. . .
Fine. Maybe just one of the greatest pranks to me because I'm a sick ass, as noted before. Something uniform related must be created to the likeness of an existing store. Basically so that the individual looks like an employee. The only thing is, it will look different enough from everyone else's because you don't actually work there and they will think it's something new. Brilliant.
sporadic gesturer 11:21 PM [+] |
Wednesday, July 14, 2004
Someone's eyelid being sore around the edge usually means an eyelash or 2 needs to be "put to sleep". Since that doesn't appear to be the case, maybe the eyelid is about to fall off.
sporadic gesturer 2:22 PM [+] |
Tuesday, July 13, 2004
Meandering around a grocery store early in the morning feels just as odd as late at night. The only difference is, every other person feels the need to carry around a little bag that contains 2 doughnuts. At night, it's all about novelty ice cream.
sporadic gesturer 5:23 PM [+] |
Monday, July 12, 2004
The people I'll have to compete with someday for a job think that "Knowing Photoshop" is merely using the brush tool, in black, on everything. *sigh*
sporadic gesturer 10:19 PM [+] |
Sunday, July 11, 2004
Certain amounts of mildew can be washed off of something, as with anything else that stains. When said item begin to tear, all bets are off.
sporadic gesturer 8:27 PM [+] |
Saturday, July 10, 2004
Never underestimate the power of Elmer's Glue. It's very possible that it's used on hair plugs.
sporadic gesturer 11:25 PM [+] |
Friday, July 09, 2004
It's a bad habit to smell your food before it's eaten. It's sad to say, I'm guilty of doing that a few times. Not in public, yet. Ha.
sporadic gesturer 4:31 PM [+] |
Thursday, July 08, 2004
Butter cookies are evil and the amount of butter used in them is lethal.
sporadic gesturer 9:10 PM [+] |
Wednesday, July 07, 2004
I'm going to hell for this one. There's no point in denying it.
Knee highs are not a replacement for ankle socks. It doesn't matter if you try to scrunch them like ankle socks either. I know these things. People seem to do stuff like that with age. I guess that's one thing to look forward to as you get older. Dressing yourself like a blind person and people not looking twice, but thrice.
sporadic gesturer 11:37 PM [+] |
Tuesday, July 06, 2004
What the hell does one do with 10 of those cheap ass Banquet dinners? Nothing. I noticed that a couple of people had those so it must've been that a certain grocery store was having their infamous 10 for $10.00 sale. It's a curse. Slowly pushing those who don't know any better, towards gluttony. Even half gallon cartons of orange juice were 10 for $10.00. I'm the last person to turn down orange juice, but someone has to draw the line. Soon you'll have to go out and buy an extra refridgerator just to preserve extra crap because you had no will power. Reel yourself in. Now.
sporadic gesturer 10:42 PM [+] |
Monday, July 05, 2004
It's not good when you get on a bus and there's duct tape at the bottom of the steering column. I've never encountered such a thing, but I've heard a story relating to it.
sporadic gesturer 5:00 PM [+] |
Sunday, July 04, 2004
Today just means having too much grilled food left and trying to find ways to dispose of it after a few days. Possibly hiding it under the table. Dumping a little in a flower pot. Maybe flush a few morsels.
sporadic gesturer 11:30 PM [+] |
Saturday, July 03, 2004
Sun visors in vehicles were typically used for sun. Things have changed now. It's like the new file cabinet. There seems to be a competition to see who can cram the most shit under that little flap before the damn thing just falls off now. Today's contestant was holding strong in first place.
sporadic gesturer 11:43 PM [+] |
Friday, July 02, 2004
If you're not in on the joke, it's because you're the joke.
sporadic gesturer 9:16 PM [+] |
Thursday, July 01, 2004
Sequins are only good in moderation.
Scratch that. Sequins are never good.
sporadic gesturer 10:39 PM [+] |
