Wednesday, July 31, 2002

I am thoroughly convinced that Bart Simpson would be Tim Curry, if he were a real person.

sporadic gesturer 9:34 PM [+] |

Tuesday, July 30, 2002

Just a question. . .

Where do thoughts go when you need them to gather up and pull through for you?

sporadic gesturer 9:15 PM [+] |

Monday, July 29, 2002

My sister and I tend to have odd conversations over the phone while she's at work, but this one seems to "top the cake".


My sister: I went to the bead store today and I saw a guy with boobs.

Me: *dead silence* Were they real?

My sister: They looked real to me. He was wearing a thin T-shirt (must not have been 100% cotton) and when he turned around. . .I saw nipples. Not to mention he had long purple fingernails and purple toenails to match.

Me: *dead silence*

My sister: Hello?

Me: *dead silence*

My sister: Weird. I still get "the shivers". *makes shivering noise*

Me: *dead silence*

My sister: Okay. Talk to you later.

Me: Bye.

sporadic gesturer 3:40 PM [+] |

Sunday, July 28, 2002

"The Donald" has interesting hair to say the least. How can someone with so much money have hair that looks like the following:

Hairstyle #1: Which way does it go?

Hairstyle #2: Notice the little curl on the side.

Hairstyle #3: The picture says it all.

Do you have a favorite?

sporadic gesturer 10:13 PM [+] |

Saturday, July 27, 2002

Get the hell out of dodge if you're driving around and the person in the lane next to you is wearing a helmet, but you're not in a demolition derby.

Especially if they're eager to rev their engine, then they look over and give you the Cheshire Cat smile.

sporadic gesturer 9:55 PM [+] |

Friday, July 26, 2002

I've been thinking about how in the past, Fridays always seem to get more exposure as that "exciting" day of the week. Now I wonder, why is that so?

What are Fridays for anymore?

†††††- to make you think you have to
       do something good because it's Friday

†††††- a reminder that Monday is on it's way

†††††- to prove how short a weekend is

†††††- an excuse to reward yourself
       with a meal you wouldn't normally eat
       on previous days of the week

†††††- movie night

†††††- a day of endless partying

†††††- a drunk's holiday

Wednesdays are my favorite day of the week for some reason. Go figure.

sporadic gesturer 8:13 PM [+] |

Thursday, July 25, 2002

My phone rang one time, just a few minutes ago.

The caller ID read: Donald Banana.

That's all I'm saying. The name is enough for me. I'm not even going to touch this topic.

sporadic gesturer 1:16 PM [+] |

Wednesday, July 24, 2002

A walking fish that can live out of water for up to 3 days. . .

Run for your life!

The worst part is, this is not a science fiction movie. It's real.

Just find a sharp corner and ram your head into it if you see one of them.

This is just wrong. Very wrong.

sporadic gesturer 9:44 PM [+] |

Tuesday, July 23, 2002

A Dirty Dancing Sequel?

That's right folks! Dirty Dancing 2.

Since the topic became so hot yesterday, I decided to do a sequel of my own about this movie having another installment. Of course, I don't think Patrick Swayze will be reprising his role in the movie. That could be a good thing though. It would kill the lasting vision of him "strutting his stuff" while the movie was good. Plus, it was complete the first time.

This is yet another example of Hollywood getting out of control with sequels that don't need to be made.

I hope it doesn't go through. We all know it will suck.

"And I owe it all to you. . ."

sporadic gesturer 10:13 PM [+] |

Monday, July 22, 2002

Dirty Dancing just went off. I swear it's the world's most televised movie. It seems to be on every other week. I don't know why every time I happen to catch this movie on television I feel like I have to watch it.

Could it be the fact that you get to see Patrick Swayze "cut a rug"? Maybe.
Is it good? I have not determined that yet.

It is just one of those movies that you feel a little lame for watching, but you have to watch it anyway. I know there are others who watch this movie every time it comes on, but would never admit it.

What's even more lame to admit is. . .
I really need to buy the soundtrack.

Singing the songs top the list of being lame. Ha ha.
"I've had the time of my life. . ."

sporadic gesturer 6:14 PM [+] |

It's finally raining. It's been a long time since I've seen some of this stuff.

Hopefully it will rain enough to get some of the heat out of the air. But if it's just enough to make it more humid outside, it's back to dealing with the "sticky skin" feeling again.

Rain on!

sporadic gesturer 3:37 PM [+] |

Sunday, July 21, 2002

We did a little grilling today. It was hot outside so we waited until the sun went down to really get started.

Now I smell like a grilled hot dog.

It seems a little odd for the weather to be so warm at this time of night.
I'm not complaining, I'm just saying. . .oh never mind.

sporadic gesturer 10:08 PM [+] |

Saturday, July 20, 2002

It's not such a good idea to eat things that you keep in the freezer for more than 6 months. All of the seasoning in the world will not "fix" the freezer burned taste that has been emblazoned on the once tasty morsel. When it has that trademark "freezer" smell, it's all over. Just toss it!

Let's just say I had a bad experience today.

You have been warned.

sporadic gesturer 2:18 PM [+] |

Friday, July 19, 2002

I was just flipping through the television channels and guess what I saw? Outbreak was on!

That was just what I wanted to see, considering the condition of the world these days.

Whew.

sporadic gesturer 8:20 PM [+] |

Thursday, July 18, 2002

Just something funny that was on my mind. . .

Why do some people decide to water their lawn once it's all dried up and brown?
What's the point? It's dead now. Right?

It's not like a rehydrated pepper or anything.

People are funny. Really funny.

sporadic gesturer 6:35 PM [+] |

More Gene Simmons? Oh Shit!

He just keeps popping up everywhere. And I thought that "dream" would be the end of it. . .

Damn.

*See post from Tuesday, July 16, 2002

sporadic gesturer 3:25 PM [+] |

Wednesday, July 17, 2002

I knew someone who looked like this. It was a girl though.

There's nothing to see here folks.
Just back away slowly and nobody will get hurt.

sporadic gesturer 9:37 PM [+] |

Tuesday, July 16, 2002

Gene Simmons in MY dream? WTF? We were slow dancing and he seemed to enjoy it.

I guess that's what I get for having a late night ice cream cone.

sporadic gesturer 11:22 AM [+] |

Monday, July 15, 2002

I find that I try to put jalapeÒo peppers, crushed red pepper, or ground red pepper in everything I eat.

Plus, just about anything that resembles some sort of dessert or fruit drink/tea has to be more sour than sweet. I like to go heavy on lemon juice also.

Can anything ever get too sour? If so, I haven't found it yet.

Someday I'll probably turn into a tart hot pepper. Until then, I'll just eat myself into a hot and sour tizzy.

sporadic gesturer 5:36 PM [+] |

Sunday, July 14, 2002

This is sort of an example of what I had for breakfast earlier today. Well. . .it was more like brunch, since they took so long to make.

It's called boxty. What is boxty you say?

Boxty n. basically a potato pancake that is stuffed with fillings of your choice.

The recipe I used called for corned beef, cabbage, and cheese as the fillings. It was tasty.

I'm not Irish by any means, but I have a real liking for Irish things. . .

*celtic music plays in the background*

sporadic gesturer 10:18 PM [+] |

Saturday, July 13, 2002

Sick and wrong

When I'm in the grocery store I often notice that the cold cuts section has some rather interesting items that are deemed edible.

Why would anyone want to eat something that looks like this?

Read the ingredients. *shudders* Did I mention that it looks gross?

No explanation could ever convince me otherwise.

sporadic gesturer 11:05 PM [+] |

Friday, July 12, 2002

The Master of Disguise. This movie looks nuts. That means I must go see it.

"Am I not turtlely enough for the turtle club?"
"Turtle turtle."

Hilarious.

sporadic gesturer 10:15 PM [+] |

Thursday, July 11, 2002

Today was one of those "nothing days". That's right. A nothing day. Nothing to do. Nothing to watch on television. Nothing. Period.

Update: Tonight I watched a new interesting show called The Pulse. It was pretty good. Very informative. Plus. It has Bill O'Reilly on it. Enough said.

So I guess something came out of my "nothing day".

That is all.

sporadic gesturer 9:56 PM [+] |

Wednesday, July 10, 2002

You don't have to go to a petting zoo/farm to see one of these anymore.
Just buy one as a pet.

Come and get it! Pet cows for sale!

Note the last 2 sentences of the story.

sporadic gesturer 5:18 PM [+] |

Tuesday, July 09, 2002

I just stumbled over this. . .

Don't tell me I'm the only one who remembers You Can't Do That On Television. I absolutely loved this show. I remember watching it on Nickelodeon when it first began to air in the United States. Oh, the joy of seeing others get slimed, drinched with water, or hit with pies.

Just don't say "I don't know" or "water".

Those were the "good old days" of quality television watching.

I can just go on and on. How about Salute Your Shorts? Camp Anawanna. . .

sporadic gesturer 5:54 PM [+] |

Monday, July 08, 2002

Grab your ankles and kiss your ass goodbye. Earth as we know it, is set to expire in the year 2050.

Read here to see why.

sporadic gesturer 10:58 PM [+] |

Sunday, July 07, 2002

Brains juices will start flowing. Shortly.

1, 2, 3, nothing.

sporadic gesturer 11:15 PM [+] |

Saturday, July 06, 2002

I did a little "music buying" today.

It consisted of the following CDs:

Doves - The Last Broadcast
Slipknot - Iowa

These bands seem to be on opposite ends of the music spectrum. . .

Music listed = variety in MY CD collection.

So there.

sporadic gesturer 11:21 PM [+] |

Friday, July 05, 2002

Beetlejuice came on tonight and I just finished watching it. I have to watch this movie every time it comes on. I LOVE this movie. Love. Where the hell is the cartoon? I really liked that too.

"Make my millennium."

My reason for ever missing it on TV: I don't know it's coming on.
Other than that, I'm always there.

It's by Tim Burton. I just love this director's work.

Movies are my passion. Can you tell?

sporadic gesturer 10:54 PM [+] |

Thursday, July 04, 2002

I put a pack of hot dogs on the grill and walked away. . .for a good while.

A really good while.

When I lifted the grill top, they looked like little charred blimps. After they cooled down and deflated they tasted fine. Whew. I almost screwed that up.

sporadic gesturer 11:40 PM [+] |

Wednesday, July 03, 2002

For as long as I can remember I have always REALLY liked the Smurfs. I can't even explain why.

They are these little blue creatures that have white caps and pants. That stupid little "La la la la la la la la la la la" tune of theirs seems to stick in my mind. It doesn't help much that my Mom told me she saw them on the Cartoon Network at 4:00am one day.

Here it goes again.

sporadic gesturer 11:05 PM [+] |

Tuesday, July 02, 2002

More later.

sporadic gesturer 11:28 PM [+] |

Monday, July 01, 2002

My new cleaning gadget is the Clorox ReadyMop.

New toy! New toy!

It's neat. More importantly, it's fun. For the most part.

sporadic gesturer 11:08 PM [+] |